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CONSENT MANAGEMENT PREFERENCES
1. What platform is your sanity built on?
Legacy WordPress (Beyond any structural or mental help)
Webflow / Shopify (Clean on the outside, terrifying inside)
Custom HTML / Go / Bun (Highly respected, but why are you still awake?)
StackOverflow copy-paste (Held together by pure luck and engineering denial)
2. Do you need a full Crisis Management Platform (CMP) or just a simple shot of whiskey?
I require a comprehensive CMP to properly map my AI-induced burnout parameters.
Just pour me a double shot of
OLD_SCOTCH
and turn up the synthwave, Rachel.
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